Friday, August 05, 2005

The Horror!

Why do I read the papers? Because of stories like this one, reported by Mike Dooley.

Patricia Douglass said she got more than she bargained for when she served her family some canned green beans in January 2004.

One of the beans wasn’t a bean at all, the Fort Wayne woman said in a suit filed Thursday in Allen Superior Court. It was a grasshopper[...]

The suit said until the incident, green beans had been the Douglass family’s favorite vegetable. Now, it said, “they have lost the desire to ever eat green beans,” and said Patricia Douglass “has lost all desire to ever shop at the Dollar General store again.”

Sometimes, the posts just write themselves...

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